Latest Collection of Birthday SMS / Text Messages

Birthday Text / Birthday sms is the easiest way to tell your friend or family that you remember them. A happy birthday sms (which is sent on time, as soon at the clock strikes 12) is a signal to be alerted and ready to receive tons of birthday sms messages, birthday compliments, birthday wishes sms. some peoples will send you funny birthday sms on the other hand some people will send you wise sms birthday message.

So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U This Comes With Many Loving Thoughts & Warm Wishes I Send 2o May Ur Day Be Filled With Laughter On This Ur Special Day & May The Finest Things In Life Always Come Ur Way Happy Birthday!

I'm-So-Blessed-2-Hav

Yar banda wish hi kr dyta 2day is my BIRTH DAY. Sender: LOvE nEvEr deS 100 Me se 90 Fools ye SMS Pura Pry Bina Rply krgy Snd it 2ur Frnz;)

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Birthday Message For Son I'm So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You. I'm So Proud To Have You As A Son. I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year. No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You'll Always Be My Little Boy. Happy Birthday Son.Birthday-Message-For

Birthday Message For Mom You Are The Best Mom In The World. I'm So Grateful That I Have You As A Mom. Thanks For Always Believing In Me. Happy Birthday To My Favorite Mommy. Thanks For All The Support That You Have Given To Me. Thank You For Being Such A Kind And Loving Mother. Happy Birthday Mum.Birthday-Message-For

Husband Birthday Messages My Love For You Grows And Grows With Each Passing Year. Happy Birthday To The Love Of My Life.

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Birthday Message For A Daughter No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You'll Always Be My Little Girl. Happy Birthday Daughter.Birthday-Message-For

Birthday Message For A Brother I'm So Glad That God Gave Me A Brother Like You. HApPy bIrThdAy Bro

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I Didn't Forget Your Birthday, I'm Just Fashionably Late. I'm So Sorry I Missed Your Birthday, I Hope That You Had A Wonderful Day. I May Have Forgotten Your Birthday, But I Didn't Forget About You! I Didn't Forget About Your Birthday; I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.

I-Didn't-Forget

Kay Teray Janam Din par Khuda Paak! Tujhay who sub kuch Ata karay Jis ki Tammanna Teray Dil nay Ki, Har who Khuahish jo teray labon par Machalti ho Poori Ho! Aur teri yeh Roshan Ankhain Sada Chamkain Teri MAsoom muskurahat Sada teray labon ka Mehwar ho Khushiyun say tera daman Hameesha Bhara rahay Aur Khuda Paak! Teri Umer Daraz Karain Ameen

Kay-Teray-Janam-Din-

meri jaan mubarak ho aapko ye; din jab jab ye mubarak din ayegi, tab tab me ye is khuda ko sukriya kahungi ;kyun ke isdin ko banaya gaya to he mere liye, aapko jamin pe uttara gaya he mere liye,to ye din mubarak ho mujhe aur us dil ko jo aapki to he par dhadakta he mere liye.meri-jaan-mubara

The Old Believe Everything; The Middle Aged Suspect Everything: The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

The-Old-Believe-Ever

Your Birthday Is The Perfect TimeTo Wish You Nothing LessThan Favorite Memories, Plans And DreamsThat Bring You Happiness,For Birthdays Are A Link BetweenThe Future And The Past,Reminding Us To Treasure MostThose Special Joys That Last

Latest Collection of Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardar’s Application for Leave

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

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Sardarjee About JAVA

Interviewer asked sardarjee:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

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 Sardar Just Verify

Sardarjee opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office 

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Saddar's Wife “DELIVERED”

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.

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 Saddar's   Fee “DELIVERED”

A sardar was running with his pregnant wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar
asked him, "O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais
haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,"

Pernam singh replied, "assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa."

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Sardar watching Mirror

Sardar looked himself in mirror and said:
Is ko kahain dekha hai. Then he said:

Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo
Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai :p

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Sardar's Wife Mobile

Sardar ko bar bar "I love you" ka msg araha tha.
Dost ne pocha: Khair hai? 

Aaj tu boht "I love you" ke msgs arahe hain !.
Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya hon eslie !

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Sardar Theory on 'Studying'

Sardar in front of a Mirror
Why????

Because 3 reasons
1- Sath Sath Revision bhi ho jaye
2- Apny oper nazar rahy
3 - He likes combined study

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SardarG

SardarG tuwanu kaddi kisay naal pyar nai hoya?
Yar hoya tay hai lekin 0 mandi hi naiBus ena kendi ae
"I LOVE U"Pata nai Ullu da Patha "U" kon ae

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In Biology Practical

Examiner: Tell the name of this Bird by only seeing its Legs

Sardar Student: I can't say

Examiner: Ok you are fail. What is your name?

Sardar: See my legs and tell my name

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Sardar's  Neighbour Die


Sardar ka parosi (neighbour) mar gia
Sardar ne us ghar ja kar pocha: Dead Body aa gayi kia?
Usi waqt ambulance dead body le ke agayi
Sardar: O Jee! Kitni Lambi umar hai, abhi naam lia owr aa gaye

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Sardar in Library
A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library
and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I've ever read. There was no story
whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who
took our phone book."

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Latest Collection of Christmas Greetings SMS

Christmas may be many thingsor it may be a few.

For you, the joyis each new toy;for me;

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world,

and behold, everything is softer and

more beautiful.

O>O>O>O

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish

our friends a very merry christmas.
O>O>O>O
Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying

snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.
O>O>O>O
Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,

Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
O>O>O>O
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through,

The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you.

And the more you spend in blessing,

The poor and lonely and sad,

The more of your heart’s possessing,

Returns to you glad.
O>O>O>O
Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!

Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season!

Season’s Greetings!
O>O>O>O
There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas

you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
O>O>O>O
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.

To cherish peace and goodwill,

to be plenteous in mercy,

is to have the real spirit of

Christmas.
O>O>O>O
Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind;

Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.
O>O>O>O
Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any

arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have

accrued during the past twelve months.
O>O>O>O
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall,

the genial flame of charity in the heart.
O>O>O>O
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all,

But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish,

it grows small.

O>O>O>O