Teacher: 'Kisses' Ko Sentence Main Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae? Student: Aaj Subah Subah Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P
In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor.. 1st Nurse: He Dresses very well. 2nd Nurse: ... And very Quickly too... =P ;->
Law Of Reverse Dynamics: When A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty & When A Woman Becomes Naughty. She Becomes Rich...
DOCTOR: BAchEy 2 he Achey.. WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin?? LADY: PehLe tu 2 he thAy LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy.. :p ;->
Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi or sath he uska Paad b nikl gya.. Pathan: O khucha lagta hy humko Gul Bano k sath sath Gul Khan b yad kr rha hy . . . :p :d ;->
Ek Larki Dosri Se...!!! Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..? 2nd Girl; Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey, Khass Kar Andhery Main... ;->
1st Boss: Tumne Us Larki Ko Job Q Nhi Di? 2nd Boss:Yr Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi 1st:Wo Kese? 2nd:Kuch Nhi Bs Jb Maine Usay Bethne K Liye Kaha To Wo Chair Dhundne Lgi.
Eik Piyari Si Surat,Eik Masoom Sa Chehra,Thodi Shahrarat,Thodi Mohabbat,Thodi Masti,Thoda Maza,Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa,...................Uska Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa..........!!
Define Fashion Show? "In Fashion Show, Designer Shows Their Creation On Models, Models Drop Their Dress & Show God's Creation
Girl To A Tattoo Artist: How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee? Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion, But Girraffe Is Free.
A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket. He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One... Why??? U Dirty Mind... She Had The Ticket!!!
Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna...Boy: Fir main Potty kab karunga???
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