Sardar’s Application for LeaveDear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
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Sardarjee About JAVA
Interviewer asked sardarjee:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
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Sardar Just Verify
Sardarjee opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
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Saddar's Wife “DELIVERED”
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Saddar's Fee “DELIVERED”
A sardar was running with his pregnant wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar
asked him, "O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais
haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,"
Pernam singh replied, "assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa."
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Sardar watching Mirror
Sardar looked himself in mirror and said:
Is ko kahain dekha hai. Then he said:
Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo
Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai :p
Is ko kahain dekha hai. Then he said:
Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo
Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai :p
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Sardar's Wife Mobile
Sardar ko bar bar "I love you" ka msg araha tha.
Dost ne pocha: Khair hai?
Aaj tu boht "I love you" ke msgs arahe hain !.Dost ne pocha: Khair hai?
Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya hon eslie !
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Sardar Theory on 'Studying'
Sardar in front of a Mirror
Why????
Because 3 reasons
1- Sath Sath Revision bhi ho jaye
2- Apny oper nazar rahy
3 - He likes combined study
Sardar in front of a Mirror
Why????
Because 3 reasons
1- Sath Sath Revision bhi ho jaye
2- Apny oper nazar rahy
3 - He likes combined study
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SardarG
SardarG tuwanu kaddi kisay naal pyar nai hoya?
Yar hoya tay hai lekin 0 mandi hi naiBus ena kendi ae
"I LOVE U"Pata nai Ullu da Patha "U" kon ae
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In Biology Practical
Examiner: Tell the name of this Bird by only seeing its Legs
Sardar Student: I can't say
Examiner: Ok you are fail. What is your name?
Sardar: See my legs and tell my name
Sardar's Neighbour Die
Sardar ka parosi (neighbour) mar gia
Sardar ne us ghar ja kar pocha: Dead Body aa gayi kia?
Usi waqt ambulance dead body le ke agayi
Sardar: O Jee! Kitni Lambi umar hai, abhi naam lia owr aa gaye
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Sardar in Library
A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library
and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I've ever read. There was no story
whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who
took our phone book."
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